Pandora
I'm kinda a big deal. 'Nuff said.
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
(via humourprincess)
mcdonald's cashier:how may i help u?
me:yes, one andrew garfield from the amazing spider-man pls
"Holding on to things only breaks your heart." — Mitch Albom (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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(via psych-facts)
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
(via humourprincess)
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
