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I'm kinda a big deal. 'Nuff said.

janecrocker:

88th:

does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes i’m very athletic  

when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he masturbated 5 hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise

he graduated high school for masturbating

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"if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?" — one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via agirlnamedally)

(Source: witchury, via speaking--in--tongues)

africanaquarian:

trying to eat without completely fucking up your lipstick

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comicsansvanjams:

neverlands-justice-system:

I’m not racist, I swear. I just hate everyone equally.

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sextblogger:

there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like

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